People will say I’m crazy but I think winning championships is better than having a kid.
Winning in anything in life says a lot about the character and dedication of an individual.
Anonymous Offensive Coordinator
The 2023 championship is marked as the most contested title in league history.
Every manager who has played in a title game. Ties go to the most recent final.
Every championship game since 2013.
Ask about champions, rivalries, scoring, streaks, playoff runs, close losses, or schedule luck.
A rotating set of record-book interpretations. Swipe on a phone or use the arrows.
Sortable career totals for regular-season explosions and the weeks each participant had to survive on the other side of one.
Bad luck has more than one form: brutal schedules, razor-thin defeats, and the weeks when a top-three score still was not enough.
A close loss is any regular-season defeat by fewer than 10 points. The table focuses on frequency and severity rather than overlapping margin buckets.
Search any player to open his complete league draft profile. The ledger lists every selection from 2013 through 2026 and keeps draft-team results separate from documented season-ending roster ownership.
Explore who each owner kept in every documented keeper season, how much draft capital each player cost, which players became repeat keepers, and whether they were still on that roster at the end of the year.
Playoff rates use completed seasons through 2025. The 2026 draft is included in selection and keeper history. Final-roster results remain separate, so a player is credited to the owner who actually carried him at season’s end, not automatically to the owner who drafted him.
Open the Full Draft RoomCareer postseason production across every playoff appearance. Sort by total points, scoring average, games played, or wins.
Close playoff losses are defeats by fewer than 10 points. Sort by total exposure, per-game exposure, worst draws, or the narrowest postseason loss.
A separate measure of postseason bad luck: the losses where the opponent posted the highest score of that playoff week. A finals loss qualifies because the championship game is the only matchup in that round.
Each active participant’s strongest and weakest head-to-head record against another active participant. Regular season and postseason games are combined.
Choose a season, then move between the complete draft board, roster outcomes, keeper history, and player legacies. For league-wide findings, use the separate Draft Analytics section.
Browse every draft from 2013 through 2026. The league adopted keeper rules in 2014, and the first keepers entered the 2015 draft.
The public record book stays open. The write-ups, source files, and keeper-room attachments live behind a password-protected archive.
Open the private archive to read the 2024 and 2025 write-ups and view the 2023 keeper materials.
Founded in 2011 by Joshua Hall and stewarded since 2023 by Gordon Kessler, He’s a Keeper (formerly She’s a Keeper) has grown from humble beginnings in a fraternity house living room to a league that matters more than the rest. On this 13th day of September 2025, we codify our rules to capture the evolution of recent years. We affirm a league that is fiercely competitive, proudly historic, and a bit of a soap opera — so that it matters to every member for years to come.