Founded 2011 · 13 Seasons on Record

He’s a Keeper

The complete record of the league — every champion, every rivalry, and every mark worth bragging about, kept in one place.

The Marquee

Hall of Records

tap any record for the all-time top ten
Lineage

The Champions Club

the owners of the league’s green jackets

Each champion earns a green jacket, the league’s answer to Augusta. The club records every title and every runner-up finish.

Championship Leaderboard
* denotes Josh’s 2023 title.
The Norton–Andersen Award

Regular-Season Scoring Title

most regular-season points, by year
Award Winners by Year
Most Titles
Fewest Points (Season Cellar)
The Long Haul

All-Time Leaders

careers across all 13 seasons
Points Per Game
Games of 150+ Points
Playoff Appearances
Hard Luck · Most Points Against
Bye Weeks Earned (Top-2 Seeds)
Playoff Heavyweights · Games Over 135
Heaters & Skids

Streaks & Runs

consecutive regular-season results
The Rivalry Desk

Head-to-Head

pick any two owners — regular season & playoffs combined
vs
January Football

The Playoff Vault

the defining postseason runs, followed by every playoff game

The regular season earns the invitation. This section records what happened after the field narrowed: the highest-scoring playoff runs, the best postseason scoring averages, and the complete game archive.

Most Playoff Points by Season
total points scored during one postseason run
Best Playoff PPG by Season
minimum two playoff games in that postseason
Every Playoff Game
complete postseason archive, sorted by individual score
Swipe table to view all columns ›
* denotes Josh’s 2023 title.
The Archive

Season by Season

standings, brackets, and every team’s weekly path
Playoff Bracket
Team-by-Team Weekly Results
each owner’s regular-season schedule, result, and score
The Founding Document

The Constitution

ratified September 13, 2025
Preamble

Founded in 2011 by Joshua Hall and stewarded since 2023 by Gordon Kessler, He’s a Keeper (formerly She’s a Keeper) has grown from humble beginnings in a fraternity house living room to a league that matters more than the rest. On this 13th day of September 2025, we codify our rules to capture the evolution of recent years. We affirm a league that is fiercely competitive, proudly historic, and a bit of a soap opera — so that it matters to every member for years to come.

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